I was feeling a bit under the weather this day. I was on antibiotics and haven’t felt this bad since I ate bad mayonnaise. Nonetheless, Sindee Jennings came over to make me feel better by reminding me as to why I’m an awesome human being and she’s less than zero. I pretended to care what she was bitching about while dreaming about boning her on a mountain of spaghetti. Alas, there was no spaghetti today but I did allow her the honor of riding me like a bull. I still wonder why I give these no-name sluts a shot at stardom by using my name to further their careers. Anyways, I was running a high fever so my 2 henchmen came in and donated their DNA because I sign their checks. I then had them bring me some matzah ball soup and called it a night.
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Date: November 28, 2018
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